I most probably should not admit this, but I turned the TV on for the heck of it last night. *gasp* Some stupid movie named Doc Martin was on. It had some pretty stupid yet hilarious quotes, most of which I forgot.
Patient: And you reckon these will work, do you?
Doc Martin: No – I just prescribe them for fun.
Patient’s Son: *as he’s walking away* Bless you.
Doc Martin: *looks after with a scowl and mutters* But I didn’t sneeze.